retrieved 3 lettuce leaves from fridge and ripped into tiny shreds all over the floor.
unrolled a half a roll of charmin.
climbed onto counter and attempted to take a bite out of an avocado.
emptied 12-14 items from the kitchen trash.
found 3 jigsaw puzzles and dumped them on the floor.
threw half of his lunch across the room/onto the floor during lunch time.
fell and mysteriously busted his lip complete with a mouthful of blood and hysterics.
moved kitchen stool over to the sink and proceeded to eat a few bites of this morning's pancakes that were in the sink full of dirty dishes with a fork also found in the sink full of dirty dishes.
lord knows i love all of my children equally but today, isaac henry is my favorite.
dear jesus, let nap time last at least 2 hours today. amen.