i walk around the corner of the house to find isaac henry on the front porch with a handful of flowers: "dees were jus dead, momma." well, now they are.
getting dressed for the day, i ask isaac what shirt he wants to wear.
ih: me wear monster truck shirt!
me: oh buddy, you wore that yesterday. it's dirty.
ih: monster truck shirt!
me: sorry bud. it's dirty.
ih: [in a very understanding voice] oooohhhhhhh, is dere poop on it?
in nursery at church..
teacher: [just finished talking about jonah] isaac henry, have you ever seen a big fish?
ih: [very matter of fact-ly] no. but i seed a dog.
me: isaac henry, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
without hesitation, ih: robot. NO! BIG robot.
bryant: what did you learn about in sunday school?
isaac henry: Jesus.
bryant: what about Jesus?
isaac henry: him died on da cross...
[points to nearby toy crab laying on the ground upside down]...
crab died too.
we're outside looking at the strawberry plants and their blooms.
i point out a bloom to isaac henry..
me: don't pick this flower. it's going to turn into a strawberry.
isaac henry points to another bloom: dis one turn into a apple!
ih: momma do it.. [attempts to hand me a crayon.]
me: no buddy. you're doing good. you keep coloring.
ih: momma! my hands are full!
walking through walmart, i yawn.
me: whoo! momma's got a case of the yawns!
ih: me got a case of da burps.
me: the burps?
ih: uh huh, and da bless yous.
i'm trying on my easter dress and isaac henry is commentating:
ooooohhhh!!! momma's a pwincess!! momma is pwincess anna!!! spin awound momma!! you's a pwincess!!!
we're outside playing in the front yard. our teenage neighbor is fixing to go for a run. he's stretching, not wearing a shirt.
isaac henry YELLING: hey! you goin' to da pool?!
isaac henry: you goin' to da pool?!?!?!
isaac henry: momma, is him goin' to da pool????
...neighbor runs away.